I almost got [bad word] at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the [bad word] Queen
Who almost went on to be miss Texas
But lost to a [bad word] with much bigger [bad word] 
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did five years
And then seven more

'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of good [bad word] 
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would have had
The nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

And you kept me guessing
And now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go thinkin'
About all the things I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift
'cause all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems
I can't remember one.

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
And I almost had you
Almost had you
Almost had you

I almost wished you would've loved me too
Wished you would've loved me too