Zidler: 
Spectacular, Spectacular 
No words in the vernacular 
Can't describe this great event 
You'll be dumb with wonderment 
Returns are fixed at ten percent 
You must agree, that's excellent 
And on top of your fee 

All: 
You'll be involved artisticly....

 [bad word]  
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 

Various: 
Elephants! 

Bohemians! 

Indians! 

and courtesans! 

Acrobats! 

and juggling bears! 

exotic girls! 

fire eaters! 

Muscle men, contortionists 
Intrigue, danger, 

Tolouse:and romance

All:Electric lights, machinery 
Oh, the electricity! 

So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty... years.... 

Spectacular, Spectacular 
No words in the vernacular 
Can describe this great event 
You'll be dumb with wonderment 

The hills are alive, with the sound of music 

So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 

Duke: 
Yes, but what happens in the end?

Christian: *cough*
The courtesan and sitarman 
are pulled apart by an evil plan 

Satine: 
But in the end she hears his song 

Christian: 
And their love is just too strong...

Duke: 
It's a little bit funny 
this feeling inside 

All: 
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty years 

Christian: 
The sitar player's secret song 
helps flee the evil one 
Though the tyrant rants and rails
It is all to no avail. 

Zidler: 
I am the evil maharaja 
You will not escape 

Satine: 
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could! 

Zidler: 
No one's going to. 

All: 
So exciting 
Will make them laugh, will make them cry 
So delighting 

Duke: 
And in the end should someone die?

All: 
So exciting 
The audience will stomp and cheer 
So delighting 
It [bad word] for fifty... years...

Duke: 
Generally I like it.