(Sung)
Now we honor the Necronomicon
Now we honor the Necronomicon
Now we honor the Necronomicon
Now we honor the Necronomicon

SCOTT
Now we honor the Necronomicon with our
very own special dance

(Spoken)
ASH
How the [bad word] do demons do their very own special dance?

(Sung)
SCOTT
In [bad word] we dance our own special way
Let's show 'em how we dance while our bodies decay

LINDA
Do we bounce like Backstreet?

SCOTT
Not without a heartbeat

JAKE
Do we grind like Michael Bivins?

SCOTT
Bell Biv DeVoe be for the living

CHERYL
Do we whoomp like Tag Team?

SCOTT
Not without a bloodstream

ED
Let's Macarena like that group did

SCOTT
No, that's just stupid

DEADITES
Deadites always like to get their freak on
And when we get together
we do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Do the [bad word] on [bad word] on and
do the Necronomicon

SCOTT
You gotta follow the moves right to the letter
It's just like the Time Warp

DEADITES
What?

SCOTT
Only better

DEADITES
First we jump 
Then we sink down
Then we get back up
And lasso all around

Then we spin
Clap our hands
And take a brief moment
To acknowledge the band

Do the robot
And the sprinkler
And finish it off with
Our best Henry Winkler (aay)

Deadites always like to get their freak on
And when we get together
we do the Neconomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Do the [bad word] on [bad word] on and do the 
Necronomicon

LINDA
Can we kill these suckas yet?

SCOTT
Just wait a little bit

JAKE
Can we beat 'em with a shoe?

SCOTT
Not 'til we're done the tune

CHERYL
Can we mutilate these fools?

SCOTT
No, follow [bad word] 
ED
I say we attack

SCOTT
What are you on, crack?

After our dance we'll attack our old friends
But before we do that let's Necronomicon again

DEADITES
First we jump
Then we sink down
Then we get back up
And lasso all around

Then we spin
Clap our hands
And take a brief moment
To acknowledge the band

Do the robot
And the sprinkler
And finish it off with
our best Henry Winkler (aay)

Deadites always like to get their freak on
And when we get together
we do the Neconomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon