Watch the birdie and take a camera, candid shot
Watch the [bad word] on and give it all you've got
Watch the birdie, just look around and pick a spot and hold it

Watch the birdie, just strike a funny pose a while
Watch the birdie and you can beat that pose a mile
Watch the birdie, let me see your pretty smile and hold it

Looking for a tall dark handsome man
With eyes of blue and golden tan
Strong white teeth like Joel McCrea
Hey you, get out of the way

Watch the birdie and take a camera Candid shot
Watch the [bad word] on and give it all you've got
Watch the birdie, just look around and pick a spot and hold it

Watch the birdie and take a camera Candid shot
Watch the [bad word] on and give it all you've got
Watch the birdie, just look around and pick a spot and hold it

Watch the birdie, just strike a funny pose a while
Watch the birdie and you can beat that pose a mile
Watch the birdie and let me see your pretty smile and hold it

Looking for a tall dark handsome man
With eyes of blue and a golden tan
Strong white teeth like Joel McCrea
Hey you, get out of the way

Watch the birdie and take a camera Candid shot
Watch the [bad word] on and give it all you've got
Watch the birdie, just look around and pick a spot and hold it

Ooh, watch the birdie
Ooh, watch the birdie