I really love my Alcohol
 It makes me really [bad word]  I start myself with Bourbon
 Wash it down with some cheap beer
 And then I chug some Red Wine
 Drinking Vodka is not enough
 Don't give me Gin and Tonic
 Man that drink is [bad word] stuff
 Then I go for some Jack Daniels
 But I add a little twist
 I throw some Absynthe in the cup
 To make the bestest mix
 Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
 But I'm still a ways away
 Man I better drink this Green Label
 Six glasses makes my day
 Now I think it's safe to say 
 That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
 Cause I've [bad word] enough to kill a horse
 I'm finally [bad word] [bad word]  *thud*