Bombs are flying

People are dying

Children are crying

Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing

Texaco’s spilling

The whole world’s gone to [bad word] 

But how are you?

I’m super

Thanks for asking

All things considered

I couldn’t be better I must say

I’m feeling super

No, nothing bugs me

Everything is super when you’re

Don’t you think I look cute in this hat

I’m so sorry

Mr. Cripple

But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now.

Because I’m feeling

So insanely super

That even the fact that you can’t walk

Can’t bring me down

Background singers:

He’s super

Thanks for asking

All things considered

He couldn’t be better he must say

Big [bad word] Al:

I’m super

No, nothing bugs me

Everything is super when you’re

Don’t you think I look cute in this hat

These little pants, this matching tie

That I got at Merv’s

I’m super

Background singers:

In the barracks and the trenches as well

Big [bad word] Al:

Stick ‘em up.

Background singers:

Big [bad word] Al says do ask do tell

Big [bad word] Al:

Skittles

Background singers:

Yes he’s super and he’s proud to be [bad word] 

Big [bad word] Al:

OK

Background singers:

Everything is super when you’re [bad word] #33;

When you’re [bad word] #33;