Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek (What is that, Donkey?)
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair (hair)
But I'm way too sick to care (care)
Now I'm fallin' down the stairs
I-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor)
Then I'm almost at the door (door)
But my family is waiting for me
Oh [bad word]  not again,
It’s an intervention
It’s cool, I'm fine,
I can stop at any time

DAD
That's a lie
You won’t try
Now you've made your mother cry. Look!

MOM
O o o o O o o o (crying)

KE$HA
I’m outta here
This is [bad word] I just drank a couple beers

MOM
Don’t leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern
Needs to end

KE$HA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o

KE$HA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talk about their feelings

BROTHER [reading from sheet of paper]
It makes me sad when I see you [bad word] teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD
Stop showing off your butt (butt)
You’re making young girls act like [bad word]  [bad word] 
And you’re starting to get a beer gut (beer gut)

DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
And P. Diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan
Hey, L-L-L-L-Lohan

KE$HA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We want the old Kesha back

KE$HA [bad word] you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you
Don’t have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o

KE$HA
OK
Its time you know
This is just a video
I don’t drink
Or pee in sinks
That’s what I want my fans to think
It’s all an act
And in fact
It’s even in my contract

FAMILY
O O O O O O, we didn't know!

KE$HA
(laughing)
Oh God, ooh.