They've been laughin' since I can remember 
But they're not gonna laugh anymore 
No more "Maxie the geek", no more "Goof of the week" 
Like befooore 

No more algebra tests 'til September 
No more lookin' at losers like him 
No more more havin' to cheat 
No more mystery meat 
No more gym 
No more gym 
No more gym 
No more gym! 

Gonna move to the mall! 
Gonna live in the pool! 
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!

'Cause after today I'm gonna be [bad word] ! 
After today she'll be mine! 
After today my brains will be snoozin'! 
If I don't faint I'll be fine! 
I've got forty more minutes, of home economics 
Then down with the text books 
And up with [bad word]  
Just think of all the time I've been losin' 
Finding the right thing to say! 
But things will be going my way, after today 

She looked right through me, and who could blame her? 
I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof, and 
After today I'm gonna be [bad word] ! 
No more pep rallys to cut! Yech! 
After today my brains will be snoozin'! 
I'm gonna sit on my butt 
I've got less than an hour, and when this is ended 
I'll either be famous.. 
Or you'll be suspended! 

Just think of all the time I've been losin' 
Waiting untill I could say ... 
Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye 
Gonna party from now 'till the end of July 
Things'll be going my way, after todaaaaaaay ... 
I wish that this was the day, ... after today