big pirate in Bikini bottom
r u ready?
im ready
we're ready
were ready eddy eddy GO!!

Deep deep down in the bottom of the sea
*water water, oh water water*
where the fish swim around thats where i want to be
*water water, oh water water*
oh how i wish that you weren't 10,000 miles deep
in our scooba suits and flippers on on feet, and we could
 [bad word] 

flip-flop,
scuba [bad word] shake it baby
just dont stop
bikini bottom!

Theres no other place that i'd rather go
i'd just sluggin around in the ocean FLOOOW!
This is even better than a tv show with shi
*shi*
shi
*shi*
shi- coustoe
and we:
 [bad word] x3

soaking like a sponge and swimming in ur briches
*brichie*
doing what you can to get em jelly fish kisses
*kissie*
black seat, submerine, with the stop fishes
*fishie*
everybody scoop to zip-zap *electrocute*
pumpin ocean rock with the under water junie wocks

(french part)

du le cwasent sont mes amis
oh cheveax font disa difi
roch-a bilem de la record fili
shont tou-ki plutit
a rock le chicki!

theres no other place that i'd rather go
*water water, oh water water*
going down,down,down in your undertone
*water water, oh water water*
back side, front side tearing up the ripe tide
ooo i want to see you down in the deep blue
 [bad word] 
yeah
 [bad word]