When I'm feeling lonely
             sad as I can be
                          All by myself on uncharted island
              in an endless sea
                What makes me happy
               fills me up with glee
              those bones in my JAW!
              that don't have a flaw
                My Shiny Teeth and ME

                      My shiny teeth that twinkle
                       Just like the stars in space
                My shiny teeth that sparkle
               addin' beauty to my face
                     My shiny teeth that glisten
                     just like a christmas tree
                                  You know they walk a mile just to see me smile
Woo!
                My Shiny Teeth and Me

(shiny teeth shiny teeth)

Yes they're all so perfect
so white and pearly [bad word] Gargle Rinse
No breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome
just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
so they grow to be real strong

My shiny teeth I love them
and they all love me (AhhhAhhh)
Why should I talk to you
when I got 32 (woo)
My shiny teeth and me

(shiny teeth shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me

(shiny teeth shiny teeth)

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My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
addin' beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a christmas tree (ahhhhahhhh)
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile
Woo!
My Shiny Teeth and Me

(shiny teeth shiny teeth)