You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen, [bad word] and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
 [bad word] the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glows (like a glower)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)
They never let [bad word] (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (Ho Ho Ho) [bad word] with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (yippee)
 [bad word] the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history!" (like Columbus)