Ladies and gentlemen
Presenting the outrageous
I’m music without limelight
guitarist without stages
I’m a [bad word] Angel without the Harley Davidson
You’re a golden state warrior
Without Antawn Jamison
I’m your last laugh without a punch line
I’m a fistfight in your high school halls at lunchtime
I’m dangerous like car wrecks without the [bad word] driver
I’m that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor
I’m MacGyver without a red switchblade
I’m man made 
I’m graffiti on the walls without the aerosol spray
I’m a 30-second delay without the time limit
I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it
I’m that gold chain ready to be snatched from your neck
I’m that AIDS [bad word] when you don’t practice safe 
I’m that hole in your latex that made your whole world crash
The most dangerous 3-letter word is YAS

 [bad word] 
Somebody back-up
There’s no room to stand up
Stop and throw your hands up
Nobody can do it like this
Somebody back-up
There’s no room to stand up
Stop and throw your hands up
Let’s get it on like this

I’m your last bit of oxygen
I’m Waco Texas
I’m a 13-year-old kid stealing your Lexus
I’m a trilogy without the second and third sequels
I’m a crash test dummy without the smashed up vehicle
I’m everything you dream of
I’m life without death
I’m a respirator holding on to your last breath
I’m Bill Gates’ Microsoft without Silicon Valley
I’m a natural born killer without Mickey or Mallory
You’re a chair being thrown around at a Bobby Knight practice
I’m a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches
I attack this like pythons, I’m a living icon
You wanna see the apocalypse, then turn my mic on

 [bad word] (2X)]

1,2,1,2 I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it