Woe baby you're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

Would you go do this, and go do that, nag 

(Nag) You're always tellin' me what to do 

(Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you 

(You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave 

(Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave 

Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast  [bad word] down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast 

(Nag) The way you're naggin' never gonna stop 

(Nag) You always seem to be a blowin' your top 

(You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind 

(Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine 

Would you go do this, go do that 

Wash up all the dishes 

And don't you talk back 

When I met you you were oh so sweet 

Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat 

You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud 

I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

Would you go do this, and go do that, nag 

Hey you, get out of here 

When I met you you were oh so sweet 

Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat 

You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud 

I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) 

Would you go do this, and go do that, nag 

I hate you, get out of here