Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a hawaiian punch moustache
Right under my nose thinking I'm so colonel klink oblivious
But how could I [bad word]  You got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it

Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore

If I want to be repeatedly [bad word] on I'll go make dutch [bad word] When roughly translated even your naked [bad word] means squat and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th
I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore