In the year 105-105,
If man is still alive,
If robots can survive,
They may find...
In the year 25-25-25,
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived,
In all the world, there's only one technology,
 [bad word] sword for practicing proctology!
In the future year that ends with a twenty,
schlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy,
He may look like a watery wimp,
When in fact, he's a bloodthirsty shrimp!
In the year 1,000,000 and a half,
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe,
Man must pay for all his misdeeds,
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves,
Whoa-oh!