Only travel in a herd
By yourself is not preferred
If you're caught - dismemberment
Then your guts get used to cover-up a scent

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die

Take a hit right to the head
It's the only thing that makes you dead
If you need a meal, just follow Shane,
'Cause he'll shoot his friend and abandon him as bait

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die

Getting stuck is a major fail
Eat the guts of a guy named Dale
People are a treat, when they're alone
Except for Carl, Daryl, Rick, Andrea, or Michonne

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die

Lose your arms and live as a pet
Put on a leash and learn to deal with it
When Lori hears, a walker snarl
"Hate to bother you guys, but have you seen Carl??"

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to get by
When everybody wants me to die

Mess with Rick when the group's in a tight formation
chain link fence makes an easy decapitation
Cut off a leg just to ward off infection,
Torture other humans just to get information
Don't you know we all have the [bad word] ?
There's no point in fightin', cause it's quite possibly -

Dumbest ways to die,
Pointless ways to die,
We're all walkers inside,
Regrettably,
Eventually we all will die