You want different positions
To keep your love-life successful
And you want a happy ending
With lots of stud potential
Reliable and perpetual
Without being distasteful, oh wee

My papa says it's not the size
Nor the way it's looking
It's the way it moves
On stiletto shoes, papa sure improves
But I bet he's just tryin' to [bad word] 
So let me say something simple to you
Before we get to do the do: Baby I love you
That takes care of that
You can take off your hat
You and me gotta be the lucky few

There's a tourist in the city
That went and lost his lady
On the purpose if you ask me
He'll have to find a reason
To cover-up the treason
Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends
Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends
'cos mad [bad word]  I know mad love [bad word] Mad love [bad word]  I know mad love [bad word] Mad mad love [bad word]  I know mad love [bad word] 
Out on the corner
City boy routine
Right on the border
Of enemy territory
This is how far [bad word] This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shoutand it's [bad word] cruel
Street's a mean school
Too many blows
Below the belt, you know
This is how far [bad word] This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shout

Mad love [bad word] , not too soon
On beds that sail outta the blue
Mad love [bad word] , all day through
Who's afraid of that romance is doomedMad [bad word] , all over your walls
Into your life, it creepy crawls
This is how far [bad word] This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shout
Mad love is ..............