[Male]
Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than [bad word] I think she [bad word] back from the game or something
Because she was holding those silly pom-poms

On day two, I [bad word] her, and it was wild
She’s such a [bad word] 
[Male]
I [bad word] my American [bad word] [Female]
I love my English romance

[Male]
It was dirty, a dream came [bad word] Just like I like it, she’s got nice [bad word] [Female]
It was perfect, a dream came [bad word] Just like a song I’ve been wanting to

[Female]
OK, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his y attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome

Oh my god
I think I’m in love

[Male]
I [bad word] my American [bad word] [Female]
I love my English romance

[Male]
It was dirty, a dream came [bad word] Just like I like it, she’s got nice [bad word] [Female]
It was perfect, a dream came [bad word] Just like a song I’ve been wanting to

[Male]
I [bad word] my American [bad word] [Female]
I love my English romance

[Male]
It was so nice to meet you

[Female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like [bad word] to Cancun for spring break

[Male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great

[Female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request

[Male]
As if…