*woman moans*
[Dub] Microphone check one two
Aiyyo, you ready to get down man?
[Red] Yo, whateva man
[Dub] You ready to get [bad word] as [bad word] 
[Red] Whateva man
[Dub] You, you sayin somethin?
[Red] Whateva man
[Dub] Aiyyo
[Red] Whateva man
[Dub] Check it, Kool V

(I keeps it bangin, keep it swangin
Mike type of sangin) Ohh-la-la-la! (So what cha sayin)

Verse One: Redman, Sermon

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Hard far [bad word] (So what cha mean [bad word] 
We don't give a [bad word] when we smoked out
In the land that's doped out [it's like that?] no doubt
From this bomb weed, I [bad word] from the streets
Get you open like buttcheeks, from girls who be freaks
Aiyyo, can I be SWV?
You the One [bad word] Rap Shogun, yes the one
Yo, I'm rollin with a forty pack of niggaz
Get my weed from Branson cause his sack's bigger
Yo give me dap [bad word] What I clap lyrically tap call back
Ferocious [bad word] to collapse
So chinky eyed I see people wavin on a map
I make it hotter than your thermostats (beep beep beep beep)
Bomb MC's with rough megahertz so call me
Funk Doctor verbal starburst, lyrical expert
Your boombox better form a union
Cause I leave your circus overworked, word bond
Niggaz front like they want it
But I be in the five hundred with steadily gettin blunted [bad word] [bad word] you cool at what you spittin
So why you holdin the blunt so long politickin
Huh, I ace them blunts with the technician
of electrician, I don't got a pot to [bad word] in
But still spend my last on hyrdroglycerin
I keep it live no jive rollin Dutches
that's Masters like the Furious Five
I, keep your crew chinky eyed, for [bad word] actin dog
(Can you hit it from the back?) Why not, while we toke on this

*woman moaning* (ohhh daddy... aiyeee)
[Sermon and Red harmonizing]

[Red] Yo, you ready to roll this weed up?
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to knock this [bad word] out?
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] Yo, you ready to get this chedda?
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to start this [bad word] off?
[Dub] Whateva man

Verse Two: Redman

I smoked with a lot of college, students
Most of em, wasn't graduatin and they knew it
You know the weed slang? Yeah boy I speak it fluent
I light your college dorm with my entourage from Newark
Bigger [bad word]  harder they fall
That goes for, knuckleheads, MC's, [bad word] walls and all
I lit my first L before I started to crawl
I got my [bad word] whupped when I had my first brawl
But things changed since I was twelve years old
I specialize in wreckin mics and area codes
Now, PPP the kinda niggaz that'll bug witcha
Smoke bud witcha, later on stick a sluginya
Everything that's like green ain't the bomb [bad word] I got different forms to make you lose your calm [bad word] Read my lips, you ain't hittin unless you got
Ten on it, get on it, or get the [bad word] out my cypher

[Red] You ready to roll this weed up?
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to rob this niga?
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to [bad word] [bad word] 
[Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to guzzle this liquor?
[Dub] Whateva man

(Dub harmonizing again)