I Think I'll Ring Kendra
(Ring, Ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I Speak To Kendra Please?
Just Hold On Minute Pet. Kendra? Olga's On The Phone
Do You Want To Speak To Him?
Ahhh...I Cannot!

I First Saw Kendra At Pub Called The Ramside Hall, In Durham
So Sweet And Tender But She Didn't Even See Me At All, No
She Looked So Nice, She Smelled So Fine
Oh How I Wished That Kendra Was Mine
Five Foot One, And Eyes That Were Blue
Smile That Made Me Melt Oh What Could I Do?
I Had To Get Kendra's Telephone Number Really Quick, Yes
If I Came Straight To The Point It Would Do The Trick, Yes
I Asked Her If She'd Like To Go Out With Me
She Said That She Was Flattered
But I Just Couldn't See Why She Said

Ahhh, Olga... I Cannot

My Boyfriend's Sitting On The Setee
He Does Not Want, You To See Me, So
Olga... I Cannot

I Was Really De-Pressed What Could I Do, I Was Blue
I'll Ring Her Up Again, In Day Or Two... On Monday
Her Boyfriend Wasn't There, So I Felt Lucky
How’s About Now, [bad word] Out With Me And She Said

I Would If I Could But I Don't Think I Should
I Can't, Well I Can, But I Shan't, It's Not Good Man
Olga... I Cannot

I'm Sorry That I Ever Ran
She Said, "Don't Be Daft, Ahh Olga Man"
I Want To See You Don't Get Me Wrong
I'll Contact You Soon, It Won't Be Long
But At The Moment... I Cannot

I Called Kendra Another 50 Times On The Phone... Yes
She Agreed To Meet Me But I Should Have Known... Yes
I Wound The Window Down, In The Rolls Royce
I Said "Jump In The Back" And Then I Heard Voice
Start To Say... Start To Saayyy... Start To Saaayyyyyy

I'm Going To Loret, For My Holiday In Spain
But When I Get Back, I Still Cannot Begin, So

I Talked It Over With Me Mum And Me Dad
But Even Me Sister And The Dogs Thinks You're Mad
So Olga... Olga.... Ah, Olga... I Cannot