Your mother, you [bad word] [bad word] (La da da, da da da, da da) [repeated]
Aiyo, this next song is dedicated to the memory of Erik Shrody
Rest in peace, we aint forget about you, you [bad word] homo
We still remember

There once was a man who liked to jump around (jump around)
(yo) But he got too old to jump up and down (up and down) (so then what happened?)
So he put the mic down and picked the guitar up (picked the guitar up) (and then he what?)
Started singin the blues like there was no tommorrow (was no tommorrow) [bad word] on) Left his boys in the House of Pain (the House of Pain)
It was the wisest decision he ever made (ever made)
But the dumbest thing that he could ever do (could ever do)
Was try to buck a 380 on those that act shady, tell me now what you gonna do (now what you gonna do)
 [bad word] 
Cause I remember all those years, How it was when you were here
I remember how it was, How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago (long ago)
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now
Don't nobody wanna hear your old [bad word] sing no more

I remember back when you had The Knack (had the knack)
And I remember when you had your first heart attack (heart attack)
I was right there laughin when I heard the news (heard the news)
I just wish the cardiac would'a murdered you (would'a murdered you)
 [bad word]  Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a [bad word] (you are a [bad word]  (maybe he's right) [bad word] around when you're broke and you leave when you're rich (leave when you're rich)
But the dumbest thing that you could ever do (that you could ever do)
Was try to buck a 380 on those that act shady, tell me now what you gonna do (now what you gonna do)
 [bad word] 

yo (yo) yo (yo) yo (yo)
Remember back in '94, like right before Ms. Everlast was Whitey Ford before his heart attack had him on life support
When house of pain was out of fame like someone doused the flame and they became destined to never jump around again
Or even further back, when i first had heard The Knack and you were down with Syndicate, I went to get your [bad word]  man I was into it
But then you went and took your style and switched the [bad word]  now you sound rediculous you [bad word] piece of [bad word]  how could you diss me, [bad word] 
I liked you, thought you was alright for a white dude, remember Sway and Tech when I came up and sat beside you
Started rhymin, then you left the room and didn't say goodbye or nothin, like you was mad that someone else was white and tried to rhyme or somethin
I'm sorry man, I wasn't tryin to steal your light or nothin, but you're a homoual, white rappin Irish {*Muslim*}
Man I wish I was Irish, I could be a {*Muslim*} too, then I'd be confused as you, and I wouldn't know what to do
What's up with you? I never [bad word] with you, why would you [bad word] with me? Knowin I could rap circles around you, what, are you as nuts as me?
Plus I can sing better than you and I don't [bad word] sing and probably play guitar better, and I ain't never touched a string
But I ain't mad at you, I'd hate me too if I was you, I'm what you used to be, [bad word] you was me in '92
So everytime I write a lyric, I'ma think of you and maybe that will help me know what it's like to sing the blues
 [bad word] x2

You [bad word] punk, [bad word]  you [bad word] [bad word]  sissy, [bad word] and by the way, a 380's a [bad word] sissy gun, if you're gonna shoot somebody use a [bad word] real gun, you little [bad word]  next time say my [bad word] name in a song, don't be subliminal about it, you wanna [bad word] diss me, diss me you [bad word] [bad word]  you [bad word] punk, [bad word]  you [bad word] little [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]