i like butter, i like jam,
i like toast, and i like spam.
these are things that make me happy,
something fresh and something snappy.
i like toothpaste when its green,
dental floss is sure to clean,
bathroom towels and carpeting
just make me want to sing...
get get get happy

i like to dance i like to spin
while exercising at the gym,
since i am so very wealthy
i have money to be healthy.
i like records when they sell,
i hate guys like jessie helm,
i like the beat when it is slammin
and the groove is really jammin...

get get get happy,
get happy!

i like donnie osmand
and the partridge family,
i think id go crazy
if i saw them on the street.
i like beaches in the summer,
when it rains its such a bummer,
hoola girls cant swing and sway,
surfers [bad word] out and play...

get get get happy,
get happy!

i like throwing tantroms
when i dont get what i want,
acting very childish
thats my favorite stunt.

these are things i like to do, [bad word] along and do them too!
if you dont like the words i say
we can go out anyway...
get get get happy,
get happy!

these are things i like to do,
get happy!
these are things i like to do.
get happy!