All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd [bad word]  [bad word]  faster than my bullet

Ellen works the long day
Giving weird interviews
And slick cool sweater.
And it gets kind of weird
Ya – calling us like a boyfriend and girlfriend
But it’s not we’re just sitting here
And we got cat videos and dance on Betty White and stuff
And it’s always gonna get weird…

(It’s all about being weird)

And this song is all about Ellen – it’s -!

And every single time [bad word] on this show
It’s really weird really weird
All because of Ellen!
Every single time [bad word] on this show
It’s really weird really weird
Always end up dancing.

I’ve been on the show about eight times now
And I still remember Ellen
Hiding in the bathroom with a hidden camera
And she scared me so bad
I fell and I could of died
She always asks me who I’m dating
Every time I’m on this show
And I don’t even know why!
But it gets 5 million hits on Youtube

Cause –
And every single time [bad word] on this show
It’s really weird really weird
All because of Ellen!
Every single time [bad word] on this show
It’s really weird really weird
Always end up dancing.