MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm [bad word] #39; back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Can't get a ride no matter how I try
Everything's perfect and everything's bright
And everything's slick and everything's uptight
I love those videos, I watch 'em all day
And..the way they look and I love the things they say
And the pictures are nice and the girls are nice
And the music is nice and everything's so nice!
MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm [bad word] #39; back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Fall out of the window and I'll never say goodbye

I work at the video store makin' change
And I'm countin' out the pennies and I'm losin' my brains
Condos in the distance and smog in the air
No-one in the streets and no-one anywhere
MTV makes me me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm [bad word] #39; back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
Can't get a ride, can't get a ride
Can't get a ride