Downloadable content's a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
it wouldn't be conscientious
encouraging dodgy ventures
like when you've been robbed
do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I want to know what the defence is
hence this musical census
pay attention [bad word] consensus
to prevent this backlash of hashtags
and [bad word] contentious lambasts, eg:
I hope you're shoving your Prothean
up your fallopean
No wonder the planet's [bad word] dystopian
draconian Napoleons invoking pandemonium
and I might be blowing my own euphonium
by quoting this
but I know I'm not the only one that's [bad word] My data's trapped inside the disc
sat in lines of script
and I have to pay to take it out
what kind of [bad word] is this?

It's the DLC PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free [bad word] to the DLC PLC
where we charge you for things you bought previously

No need to be dishonest
the [bad word] product's a piece of [bad word] so please give me the pieces of it
and leave my wallet, I need the dollars
but don't be extremely bothered
I'll probably buy the sequel of it
cos that's the key
the reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious
If you pay them quids they take the [bad word] and get away with it
until they're pinching all your paper
like a paperclip
and what would our forefathers
have thought of horse armour?
It's all rather an awful palava
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama
You're causing drama
and according to the laws of karma
Stir the water, sure enough
of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas
so try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinking my teeth into the greed
inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
is it any wonder we punters are seething

at the DLC PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free [bad word] to DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously