Tell automatic slim
Tell razor totin' Jim
Tell butcher knife totin' Annie
Tell fast talkin' [bad word] 

We're gonna pitch a ball a down to that union hall
We're gonna romp and tromp till midnight
We're gonna fuss and fight till daylight

We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long, all night long, all night long, all night long
We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

Tell poodle I'll call him here
Tell Albert I'll see him near
Tell old pistol Pete
Tell everybody he meet

Tonight we need no rest we're gonna really throw a mess
We're gonna knock down all the windows

We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long, all night long, all night long, all night long
We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

Tell Fats and wash board Sam
That everybody gonna jam
Tell shake it box car Joe
We got sawdust on the floor

Tell Peter's killed and dying
We're gonna have a heck of a time
And when the fish and fill the air
There'll be snuff juice everywhere

We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long, all night long, all night long, all night long

Tell automatic slim
Tell razor totin' Jim
Tell butcher knife totin' Annie