MERRY CHRYSTMETH
All I want for Christmas is to chew solid food
Appetite returned with me to rehab
but meth left me long in the tooth
and they had to be removed
With visions of sugar plums
dancing in my head
gumming a candy cane
wishing it was the end of a stem
No job, no prospects
no family, no friends
No reason to not get high
It’s a wonderful life
Don’t give a [bad word] just my [bad word] in a cup
to be tested by some [bad word] who I guess gives a [bad word] What a wonderful life they got