"...трек "Wear Sunscreen" - "Пользуйтесь кремом для загара". Это - историческая речь великого Курта Воннегута для выпускников одного из престижнейших американских университетов."

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97, Wear sunscreenIf I 
could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would 
be it.The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by 
scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable 
than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh never mind, you 
will never understand the power and the beauty of your youth 
until they've faded.But [bad word] me, in twenty years, you will look 
back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp 
now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you 
really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry 
about the future or worry that know that worrying is as affective 
as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. 
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never 
crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 
PM on some idle Tuesday.Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.
Don't be reckless with other peoples' hearts; don't put up with 
people who are reckless with yours. Floss.Don't waste your time 
on jealously, sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.The 
race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself.Remember [bad word] you receive, forget the insults.If you succeed in 
doing this, tell me how.Keep your old love letters; throw away 
your old bank statements.

Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life. 
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they 
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40-year-olds 
I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium.Be kind to knees, you'll 
miss them when they're gone.Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't.Maybe 
you'll have children, maybe you won't.Maybe you'll divorce at 
40, maybe you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" on your 75th wedding 
anniversary.Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too 
much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance, 
so are everybody else's.Enjoy your body.Use it every way you 
can, don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. 
It's the greatest [bad word] you'll ever own.

Dance.
Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room.Read 
the directions even if you don't follow them.Do not read beauty 
magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. [bad word] Brother and sister together will make it through,Some day a spirit 
will take you and guide you there,I know you've been hurting, 
but I've been waiting to be there for youAnd I'll be there just 
helping you out, whenever I ca-a-an
Get to know your parents.You never know when they'll be gone 
for good.Be nice to your siblings.They are your best link to 
your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the 
future.Understand that [bad word] and go.But a precious few, 
who should hold on.Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography 
and lifestyle, for as the older you get, the more you need the 
people you knew when you were young.Live in New York City once, 
but leave before it makes you hard.Live in northern California 
once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain alible [bad word]  prices will rise, politicians will 
philander, you too will get old and when you do, you'll fanaticise 
that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians 
were noble and children respected their elders.Respect your elders.Don't 
expect anyone else to support you.Maybe you have a [bad word] f