flash of colour and she's gone, no one can hope to pursue
flank of red and white and yellow and [bad word] blue
And making rainbows awesome since october two thousand ten
Another day, [bad word] of wind and she'll be at it again
Those airborne virtuosics are the stuff of legends and more
The name is Rainbow Dash and I suspect you've heard it before
Now if [bad word] with me you'll find her where she takes her repose
You won't forget her quickly once you see her as she well knows

If ever you're in need of help she will show up with a smile
And indescribable velocity, impeccable style
Agility in spades and pegasine charisma to match
And when you're falling you can count on her to be there to catch
Don't be alarmed if she does not appear as soon as you shout
You know she probably just stopped to give some autographs out
To call her narcissistic is an understatement and yet
She's just that good, it's not surprising that it goes to her head

Rainbow Dash is best pony
When the world seems everfree
Coloured winds blow through my mind
Everything is left behind

Now Rainbow Dash, I think you could do worse than listening to me
Though you're spectacular it's probable your friends would agree
Your self-aggrandising demeanour is ungracious and [bad word] 
As if you're insecure [bad word]  don't be a fool
You know you'll never be a Wonderbolt until you admit
You need to lift your game and act as if you really want it
Still busy napping when you could be out perfecting your art
So much [bad word] on Rainbow Dash, you're breaking my heart

Fly, Rainbow Dash, Fly...