I opened Steam to see
all of the games on sale
I can't believe my luck
payment transaction failed
All I want is to download
all these super awesome games
it's like the program knows that
So tell me who's to blame

I always feel like
Gabe Newell's watching me
Tell me is it just on Steam?
Whoa-o-oh

I always feel like
Gabe Newell's watching me
Tell me is it just on Steam?
Whoa-o-a