love you like a big [bad word] song parody by willam belli, based on selena gomez's "love you like a love song"
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i like [bad word] a ton,
and some balls, [bad word]  and perineum (that's the taint!)
and i guess right now well i'll suck you son
and then call your friends [bad word] dump [bad word] on them balls i'll hum

if you're hung or cut,
even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
with your cream of some young guy
 gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
i even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'cause i want you to go down there
 [bad word] I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
I, I love you like a big [bad word] baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
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no shade, no tea
i'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
with no queso please [bad word] cheese makes me wheeze
and i also like BBC:

Big Black [bad word] please
if you don't get down
brothers gather round (c'mere!)
what can [brown] do for you, [bad word] me boo, [bad word] bring your crew
so fun, let me spit my gum
 [bad word] 
Go ahead and stare
I'll suck 'em all
while takin pics on my phone  [bad word]  Verizon) [bad word] from the start, sperm-laden sharts
oops, i'ma change my thong!
 [bad word] 
(don't be rounding' up!)