Same old story let me tell you folks about a girl that I once knew 
Well in fact I still know her and [bad word] she's been to school 
Everybody sing uueee

Don't tell me I'm in the Picture 
Wanna tell you 'bout my fellow from the real low skid row 
His heart is bigger than his car 
His eyes are brighter than the sun by far 
Singing uueee

He asked her for a date and they sure got laid 
Now they're living in harmony 
She's queen, he's king and they're a winning team 
José and sweet Myling

José and sweet little Myling 
Singing and dancing and shaking their thing 
Little Myling she's got a lot 
Litte Myling don't you ever stop

José and sweet little Myling 
Happy together don't care about a thing 
José the handsome big man in town 
Promised Myling to never let her down

One fine day a big [bad word] hit town and agirl got out of the car 
She was the cousin of a friend of Myling's oldest brother 
And walked in to José's favorite bar 
Singing uueee

He looked at her an he couldn't resist 
And walked up to her for a little tounge twist 
Her heart was beatin' like a [bad word] 
And her eyes are brighter than the sun by far 
Singing uueee

Well he asked her for a date and they sure got laid 
But he couldn't convince her to stay 
He went back to his queen to the winning team 
José and sweet Myling