What manner of creature stands behind this counter 
 Man or machine is the big mystery 
 and with every transaction I cement my place in history. 

 My fingers dance over the register keys leaving your mouth agape 
 and it's not 'cause I make King Kong look like just another ape 
 but it's just another sale to [bad word] selling alpha male. 

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 I could [bad word] to a blind man 
 a Wednesday warrior through and through 
 and you'll buy everything I tell you to. 
 I [bad word] baby [bad word] baby [bad word] baby. Oooooooo.....Yeahhhhhhhh 

 GUITAR SOLO 

 In WW two the allies kicked [bad word] [bad word] and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein 
 Just like [bad word] when they hang that going out of business sign. 

 REPEAT [bad word]