Bearded Jacky was the captain and had plundered lots of ships
But now he sits in the tavern covered with some dirty [bad word] He was heading bloody pirates who were [bad word] crazy crew
Now to drink beer in a pub’s the only thing that he can do
 [bad word] We tell you the sad story of poor Captain Jack
He had the time of glory, they won’t [bad word] back
Jack was a real [bad word]  had a pile of girls a day
No one even could imagine it would all be blown away

Jack met girl and found her pretty, liked her eyes and her big [bad word] 
Promised that he would protect her from the all annoying nits
Overnight Jack spent with her, showing that he wasn’t bad
In the morning cap was stunned – monkey’s lying in his bed! 

Jack has lost his high position, can’t be captain anymore 
Everybody laugh at him, even foolish ugly [bad word] The idea of this story’s simple as the wooden plank
Don’t seek women after whiskey if you’re really [bad word] [bad word]