Ugly Story (An Eridan Ampora fansong) (исполнитель: PhemieC)
I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip and I have a friend I pity quite a bit she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees I have responsibilities, I [bad word] ” “I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.” I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break [bad word] but when have angels ever helped me yet? and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect the angry death of every hopeful thought that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not in someones spider web or net I could be caught but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot So what? Do you want me to say sorry? should I apologize, when you ignore me? I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely or to be hatched into an ugly story I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares but then I guess I bored them both to death And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces better yet invent a brand new method of ascension I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying any chance of getting back on your good gills And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will! I used to wish the death of every living thing I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! I’m planning on reclaiming what he took… So what? do you want me to say sorry? should I apologize, when you ignore me? I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely or to be hatched into an ugly story to be hatched into an ugly story Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory I am a prince and I live in a ship I am a prince and I live in a ship