Me your momma and some other [bad word]  Floating down the river on a [bad word] door
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
 Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Watching mom shave her [bad word] really gets the kids hard
 Grandpa's trying to [bad word] something in the front yard
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
 Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Reddog (Solo)

 Well I'm a big [bad word] daddy and a [bad word]  foo
 Eleven years old and I went to [bad word] school
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Yeah, her [bad word] is tighter then a steel [bad word]  [bad word] I'd eat a yard of her [bad word] to watch her [bad word]  Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Simon (Solo)

 You only live once, so off with them pants
 [bad word] ain't for sure, it's only a chance
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's [bad word]  If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
 Last night I must have been the designated drinker
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 I need a woman six foot ten
 She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 Everybody Solo

 Yeah, me yer momma and some other [bad word]  Floatin' down the river on a [bad word] door
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg, to my leg
 Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.

 I'm gonna tie my [bad word]  Tie my [bad word]  Tie my [bad word]  Tie my [bad word]  Gonna tie my [bad word] to my leg.