God [bad word] it, these [bad word] dirty [bad word] pigs,

No one will send me their face pic

Like I'm not [bad word] the headless horseman (hello)

I see you girl

That muscle queen don't wear a shirt

from groundhog's day to thanksgiving

no matter how cold it is

So I'm like send me a [bad word] pic

And then I'm like how will that even get in here?

I mean, do you see it? It's totally a chode,

Like thicker than long

I mean, who has a full bush?

You couldn't even work in an Andrew Christian outlet

It's not even trimmed

But then he asked me if I was vers and I was like

Hah, Let me take a hole pic.

Let me take a hole pic

(Ooh) Let me take a hole pic

(Ugh) Let me take a hole pic

I can see your hole pic

Uhh, Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with sierra or low fi.

I want it to look real pink.

Should I say D&free cause poppers are totally fine

I don't wanna seem [bad word] 
but everybody knows I took a fist of pride last year

How about no BB, hashtag Prep, no fists, no fems!

Lemme take another hole pic

Lemme take another hole pic

(Mm lemme take another hole pic)

Can I take a hole pic?

Girl help me take my hole pic

Get closer! Don't just zoom, get in there!

Pos, unsure or neg? I mean I haven't been tested in years

But I'm total- Aaah I'm always safe

It's not like a cinco de mayo or a white party

Bareback is ratchet, I mean especially if he's not cute

Don't try to [bad word] me with a lube sample pack either

Bring some gun oil!

He said he was straight acting and I said totally, me too!

I topped in 2006

I wish his [bad word] pic was scratch and sniff

Craigslist is the new eBay, everybody's hooking

I like [bad word] because hair dudes are like hot loofahs

It's so exfoliating

I guess he liked my hole pic

I guess he liked my hole pic

I guess he liked my hole pic

I guess he liked my hole pic

I guess he liked my hole pic

(Urgggh lemme take my hole pic)

Click Click, Hole Pic!

Click Click, Hole Pic!

Click Click, Hole Pic!

Click Click, Hole Pic!

Lower!

Ooh it's so blown out!

Turn the flash off! Ugh!