She called me up on the sly,
she said: "please dont tell all yer friends,
because they might tell my husband
an'then you know I'll never see you.

You know he'll probably wanna beat you,
and I'm sure he would beat me too.
So, I called you on the sly,
please don't ask cause you know why.

I won't lie and say I like the way you talk at me.
It's more something, like in the way you gawk at me.
So I see you at six-thirty"

You know, I told her: "that only trouble",
but that just made it double.
More intriguing than the conversation,
I said: "I'll meet you at the station".

Still I couldn't help but think,
as I drank my beer to meet her,
"What the [bad word] am I doing here
and what the [bad word] am I gonna say?"

Married girl don't you wanna
smoke a little marijuana?
Take some time and have a drink
and think about what you gonna do to me?

Married girl ain't you worried,
if our love is kinda hurried?
That you'll be left wanting more
in the time after your man has murdered me?

"Baby, when I saw you, I knew that I was a goner.
And all those things I meant to say, well,
I just forgot in our first kiss".

We threw your husband in that river,
you know it made me kinda shiver.
We sent flowers to his mother,
so we could see each other.
It lasted for about three weeks
and now we don't even speak
and so I'm sitting here alone
and I'm sitting on the phone...

Married girl don't you wanna
smoke a little marijuana?
Take some time and have a drink
and think about what you gonna do to me?

Married girl ain't you worried,
if our love is kinda hurried?
That you'll be left wanting more
in the time after your man has murdered me?

That you'll be left wanting more
in the time after your man has murdered me?