Yo ho ho on a corner with Mary

The manger far away and it sure is scary

3 Wise men will [bad word] your way with [bad word] pa-pa-pum

And a bottle of hey!

With some egg nog lube cause the [bad word] be dryer

'Cause santa got a rash like manorahs fire

He put us on his list of naughty bad [bad word] 
'Cause we wanted all the boys in christmas sandwiches

 

Sleigh bells ring like my dingaling

Shootin' cross the night sky

Gets me high while

I eat pumpkin pie

I wanna drink your babies

And nibble your [bad word] 
Like I'm at midnight mass

And you is [bad word] 
 

Take and make a ratchet kinda Christmas

Shake and bake my family kinda Christmas

Not your lame [bad word] christmas

Different kinda christmas

Da da da da da that's my kinda Christmas

 

Give a [bad word]  it's Christmas

Get turnt up- it's Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

Watch your man it's Christmas

No hard candy Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

 

Kris kringle tryin to mingle

Getting shingles in his berries

Getting scary- passin me was like drew carey

Whose line is it anyway?

More excited than a child on Christmas day

Underneath the christmas tree

Pass me the collection plate

Poppin' collars stocking filled with dollars

Making [bad word] holler while the dudes be eatin hollerbread

Give me head while I'm sitting on your mama's bed

Head to toe in green and red makin sure the poor get fed

 

Sleigh bells ring like my dingaling

Shootin cross the night sky

Gets me high while

I eat pumpkin pie

I wanna drink your babies

And nibble your [bad word] 
Like I'm at midnight mass

And you is [bad word] 
 

Take and make a ratchet kinda Christmas

Shake and bake my family kinda Christmas

Not your lame [bad word] Christmas

Different kinda Christmas

Da da da da da that's my kinda Christmas

 

Give a [bad word]  it's Christmas

Get turnt up- it's Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

Watch your man it's Christmas

No hard candy Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

 

Give a [bad word]  it's Christmas

Get turnt up- it's Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Watch your man- it's Christmas

No hard candy Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

 

Willam & detox:

Feast on these fishes you basic [bad word] [bad word] on diamond and crystal

Mercedes and lexus

Cookie and candy

Who sucks it the bestest?

Most ratchet hooker of all

Starrkeisha

 
 [bad word] your figgy pudding

So good ya stick ya foot in

Give some head to gingerbread

 

Give a [bad word]  it's Christmas

Get turnt up- it's Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Watch your man it's Christmas

No hard candy Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

 

Give a [bad word]  it's Christmas

Get turnt up- it's Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Watch your man it's Christmas

No hard candy Christmas

Ahhhhhh ah ah

Fa la la la la la

 
 [bad word]