BATMAN E' FIGO / BATMAN IS COOL

Non sparo fili/ I don't shoot spider-webs
mutazioni non ho avuto mai/ I've never had mutations
senza aereo non volo e lo sai/ I can't fly without an airplane and you know that
non ho superpoteri ma tu, tu non hai:/ I have no superpowers but you, you don't have
il maggiordomo/ the butler,
la villa [bad word]  the mansion [bad word] 
i miei milioni/ my millions,
i macchinoni/ big cars,
costume nero/ my black costume
ne vado fiero/ I am proud of it
i colorati/ the coloured ones (the others)
sono sfigati/ are losers

Ho una caverna piena di congegni/ I have a cave full of devices
mi gratto di giorno/ I scratch myself during the day (means that he has nothing to do)
non ho mai impegni/ I'm never busy
ma tanti accessori/ but I have a lot of accessories
firmati da me/ signed by me
la maglia col BAT vende più di BAZ/ the t-shirt with the bat sells more than Baz (baz is the name of [bad word] quite popular, above all among the young people, in italy)

Superman (gli tiro) la criptonite/ I throw kryptonite to Superman
Ironman (lo smonto) col cacciavite/ and I dismantle Ironman with the screwdriver
Invece Hulk (gli verso) la camomilla/ I give a camomile to Hulk
Wonder Woman io me la porto in villa/ and I take Wonder Woman to my mansion
du-due, due colpi du-due,/ two hits, two
du-due, du-due, due colpi du-du/ two hits, two

Non sparo fili/ I don't shoot spiderwebs
mutazioni non ho avuto mai/ I've never had mutations
senza aereo non volo e lo sai/ I can't fly without airplane and you know that
non ho superpoteri ma tu, tu non hai:/ I don't have superpowers but you, you don't have
il maggiordomo (Alfred)/ the butler - alfred
la villa [bad word] (e a Gotham City)/ the mansion [bad word] - and in Gotham City
i miei milioni (ah ah)/ my millions
i macchinoni (Bat-mobili)/ big cars
costume nero (con il mantello)/ my black costumes - with the cloak
ne vado fiero (sì sì)/ I'm proud of it - yes, yes
i colorati (gli altri eroi)/ the coloured ones-the other heroes
sono sfigati/are losers

I Mutanti, dilettanti/ the mutants (are) amateurs
Wolverine è è cretin/ wolverine is stupid
l'Uomo ragno me lo magno/ I eat spiderman
poi a Thor faccio toh toh toh/ then I do toh toh toh to Thor (I guess means that he does a vulgar gesture to Thor)
io a Flash tiro un pesc/ I throw a fish to Flash
i Fantastici ci ci ci sono 4/ the Fantastic are 4
non li affronto/ I don't confront them
fossi matto/ I'm not mad!

Mentre Catwoman/ While Catwoman
io la riempio di croccantini/ i feed her with cat-food
poi la porto nei camerini e.../ then I bring her to the dressing room and...
"Fai volare la civetta!"/ you make fly the owl
NO!!! FAI VOLARE IL PIPISTRELLO!/ No! You make fly the bat!