I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air

Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your [bad word] 

I’m on a [bad word] bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de [bad word] You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
 [bad word] red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a [bad word] track stand on my bike

I’m on a [bad word] bike
I’m on a [bad word] bike

Skinny [bad word] pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah [bad word]  it’s a [bad word] fixie

Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a [bad word] of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”

I’m on a [bad word] bike
I’m on a [bad word] bike