NARRATOR: Do you want to write song for dead Starks? Go ahead, write one

NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!

BANNERMEN: Whut whut??? Ho!!! North side! All hail King in the North, Robb Stark. Ho...

EVERYBODY:
We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

ROBB: Yeah, yeah...
we fight for independence, it's a glorious day
'cause I married for love, and it's cool with the Freys
Yeah, we're heading to a wedding, gonna party today
and I'm gonna be a dad?! God, everything's great!

BANNERMEN: Hey

CATELYN: Winter [bad word] 

ROBB: So we'll hang out inside!

CATELYN: But Winterfell burned down, Robb...

ROBB: Look on the bright side.
Lemme hear my Starks: are we doin' alright?

BRAN: Father's dead, we're homeless, and I'm crippled for life.

RICKON: I'm hungry.

ARYA: I'm alone in the middle of a war.

ROBB: Yeah!

SANSA: I love the [bad word] boy, but I married the dwarf.

ROBB: See that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, we're havin' a ball

LYSA: I'm gonna breastfeed Robin 'til my [bad word] fall off.

NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!

ROBIN: Yay!

ROBB: Brienne, how's it going with the Kingslayer?

BRIENNE: Rapists have me and I'm fighting a bear!

NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!

ROBB: Cool! How's it hangin', Theon?

THEON: Really bad!

ARYA: I met a lady who had demons in her vag!

NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!

EVERYBODY:
We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North!

We are the North!

HODOR: Hodor, Hodor, Hodor

NARRATOR: Hush Hodor, no more hodoring.

HODOR: No!

Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor

Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor
Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor

EVERYBODY:
We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North!

We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North!

We are the North Side, ey!
Doin' it our own way!
We're gonna live forever
Where it's cold and grey!

We are the North Side, ey!

We are the North Side, ey!

We are the North Side, ey!

We are the North Side, ey!

Hodor!