Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me
Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me
 [bad word] 
Help me, I ain’t got no brains.
Help me, I ain’t can’t feel no pain.
Help me, I can’t stand the rain.
Help me ‘fore I drift away.

I’m the George Bush of this rap [bad word] 
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black [bad word] 
I’m the white Obama [bad word]  you can judge this,
while I flip my middle finger off and let one out quick.
I’m sick of these people tryin’ a tell me what I got,
like its Down syndrome, it makes me wanna load a clip
and put a round in them, make in drown in with,
these other rap stars who are clowns it’s sick,
like Monica Lewinsky suckin’ on a six inch tooth pick, [bad word] just got her [bad word] did, so she can do it, do it,
and make a new clip ‘till these kids download it,
and you say I’m profound, [bad word]  I ain’t goin’ down
with my hand on my [bad word] 
while the next World Trade Center blows up quick.
Hold up, I think you need another doughnut Mr. Officer.
Everybody go nuts.
 [bad word] 

Look what I’ve [bad word]  this place that I begun,
I started as The One and still don’t give a [bad word] 
These [bad word] get no love, no more grenade or dove,
you’re 30 rappin’? ewuh, and still aint’ got a buzz.
You can dream, you can dream but you’re gonna suck,
I got the voice and the looks baby turn it up,
I don’t need MTV when I sell this much,
I’d rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah son.
I’m a be better than them, I’m a veteran kid,
I came to get these kids off of medicine binges.
Who’s better than him? Not [bad word] that [bad word] 
I told you once and I’m a tell you again.
At least fight back [bad word] gimme a challenge,
I’m the boss motha’ [bad word]  you don’t want no static.
B, O, S, S, Deuce is back [bad word]  yo [bad word]  pass the automatic.
 [bad word] 
(Yee) These labels wanna put me away for good,
they wanna keep me in the hood,
but I keep swingin’ right back like you know I should,
makin’ history in the books.
You suck, theres no buts,
the whole music industry can lick my nuts.
Motha [bad word] I ain’t got no love for a fake [bad word] 
wanna be Donald [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
Uh hu, uh hu, hahaaw yeah, I ain’t even gotta [bad word]  try.
You know why? cause I sound good whenever I talk,
whenever I spit, whenever I sing [bad word]  I’m the [bad word]  white Obama [bad word] 
Yeeah, aye Yuma lets get the [bad word] out’a here.