Jump..
 Bounce..
 Down..
 Up..

 I went out on a date
 With a girl, a bit late
 She had so many friends
 (Gliding through many hands)
 I brought my pogo stick
 Just to show her a trick
 She had so many friends
 (Gliding through many hands)

 Jump! Pogo...
 Bounce! Pogo...
 Down! Pogo...
 Up! Pogo...

 Unannounced twister games
 All players with no names
 They lined up double quick
 But just one pogo stick
 Everyone gets to play [bad word]  expose
 It was so exotic
 But just one pogo stick

 Oh, I like to spread you out
 Touching whoevers behind