Translation : 

Touou Academy Basketball Club First Year, Aomine Daiki, Jersey #5 position: Power Forward.

Hey Satsuki, do I seriously have to do this? It’s so lame, sigh…

Tip-off, today is full of po-power, hey the key is way too high! (forever laughing because of this)

Not getting fired up is im-impossible!

Ah, it’s really impossible, can’t do it, impossible, can I go home? I’m so hungry now.

Ah… can’t be helped, well, just a bit then.

Okay! Ah ah ah ah ahh.

Well then, we’ll start with an alley-oop.

I went a little easy on you.

My mode when it’s [bad word] victory is bad.

You will amuse me and fight as much as possible until the end, won’t you?

Now playback… say what?

You’re telling me to do it seriously?

Treat me to a meal then, a meal.

Yakiniku then, yakiniku.

Not the ones where it’s all you can eat.

Ah, ok? Well, then I’ll get a little serious then.

Alrighty then, let’s go!

Tip-off, you came to win it right? Today is full of power too.

 [bad word] at me.

Buzzer beater, I’ll acknowledge that spirit of yours.

Yes!! I’m No.1, I’ll teach that to you soon.

What? I’m losing my character you say? You’re the ones who wanted me to do this!

Sigh, guess I’ll go catch a couple of crayfish to relax, see ya.