Epic Fail 

Invaders decided
To enslave the Earth
On air broadcasted 
They gonna take by force!
The humans: 
“Who cares! It was a show!”
Space fellows selecting
The landing spot. [bad word] place was very cold,
In France taken for the frogs!
Hit by U.S. Air Force
Their [bad word] lost!

Epic Fail…
Epic Fail… 
Epic Fail of Aliens!

And after this failure
They worked a lot.
Green fellows created
The world default!
But people again 
Were not afraid.
They blamed the Jews
And shadow government.

They invented new attack
They installed millennium bug!
But again miscalculated [bad word] didn’t break!

Epic Fail…
Epic Fail… 
Epic Fail of Aliens!

Keep trying ideas
And everything,
They stole from Cola 
The Cocaine!
Killed Napster,
Net trolling,
The swine flue,
Bin Laden,
Volcano
And super glue!

They can be just you or me
Pirates from the Somali!
They kill Kenny, 
Cross this line
Getting on TV prime-time!

Epic Fail…
Epic Fail… 
Epic Fail of Aliens!