GAME OF THRONES RAP (исполнитель: Joe Goes)
Yo what's up This is Bino White on the microphone Sharp and a little awkward like the Iron Throne But its cool You won't find a better flow Even if you get a boat And sail round Westeros I got fans like crazy I just want you to give me a hand like Jaime So you can't quite slay me Arya scared 'cause I dance like Maisie? That means that you can never stop me I'm so [bad word] you should call me Joffrey Someone please get me some milk of the poppy I horse around so much that I'm Dothraki No bluffin' I'm dope You don't think so? You know nothin' Jon Snow All of you haters are weak I've seen bigger balls on Grey Worm and Reek You are all a bit behind You pray to the Seven But you're not a bit divine The only god I pray to Is the god of [bad word] and wine You gotta say Dracarys Every time I spit a rhyme Look at my face I'm so furious I'm like Stannis on the mic I'm so serious You want to fight me? You might be delirious You will see more red than Melisandre on her period Everybody knows that I spit dope You're like Shae You want to battle? You'll just choke I call you Tywin Because you're dyin' And we are findin' Out you don't [bad word] gold All you rappers are beyond wack I demand a fricken Grammy [bad word] You should fall back Stop ignorin' this All men must die Valar morghulis They call me Bran 'cause I'm fly They call you Bran 'cause you fell off and you might die Chaos is a ladder and I am quite high I'm like Sam, out of shape but I'm quite wise I jut can't take it no more You rappin' so repetitive I call you Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor, Hodor I am Groot Wait, I'm confused Sorry, Hodor Yeah, you [bad word] right that I'm nerdy And I might be over thirty But I don't think you can hurt me No, you cannot serve me 'Cause you are not worthy All I do is sip my wine And look at you like Cersei I'm the greatest rapper ever You're the greatest rapper never You can lose your head like Eddard I am [bad word] for ya Like the winter weather I'm like the Mad King Don't make me lose my temper Bino White, [bad word] I've been trendsatting Making Joe Goes episodes You've been embedding If you don't know, now you know I have been getting Shocked looks when I rap Like I'm a Red Wedding Everybody knows that I'm a menace I will pass the Iron Throne to my descendants All the ladies call me George R. R. Martin 'Cause I take such a long time to finish