SHAVE 'EM DRY (unexpurgated version)

I got nipples on my [bad word]  big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead [bad word] 
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.
(Roland: Uh, huh.)
Say I [bad word] all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, [bad word] some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my [bad word]  big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make [bad word] 
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if [bad word] #39; was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be [bad word] #39; in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would [bad word] you baby, honey I'd make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a [bad word] bell sapper,
And your [bad word] stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam [bad word] hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, [bad word] #33;
(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this [bad word]  fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from [bad word] #39;.
Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry
(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)
My back is made of whalebone,
And my [bad word] is made of brass,
And my [bad word] #39; is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my [bad word] 
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry