Puck:
She gets too hungry
for dinner at eight
She adores the theater
and won't arrive late
She'd never bother
with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like [bad word] games
with barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem
in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt
With the rest of those girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free,
fresh wind in her hair
Life without care she's broke, it's ok
She hates California
It's cold, and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp
Whooaaa oooh

Mercedes:
Ooooooooh
I get far too hungry for dinner at eight
I adore the theatre, but [bad word] late

Puck:
You'd never bother with anyone that you hate

Mercedes and Puck:
That's why the lady is a tramp

Mercedes:
I like the free, fresh wind in my hair
Life without care

Puck:
She's a swinger, a humdinger

Mercedes and Puck:
Hate California
Too cold and too damp
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That is why the lady is a tramp