Lumiere:
 Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride 
 and greatest pleasure that we [bad word] you tonight.
 And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a 
 chair as the dining room proudly presents - 
 your dinner!

 Be our guest! Be our guest!
 Put our service to the test
 Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
 And we'll provide the rest
 Soup du jour
 Hot hors d'oeuvres
 Why, we only live to serve
 Try the grey stuff
 Chip:
 It's delicious
 Lumiere:
 Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
 They can sing, they can dance
 After all, Miss, this is France
 And a dinner here is never second best
 Go on, unfold your menu
 Take a glance and then you'll
 Be our guest
 Oui, our guest
 Be our guest!
 Lumiere and [bad word] 
 Beef ragout
 Cheese souffle
 Pie and pudding "en flambe"
 Lumiere:
 We'll prepare and serve with flair
 culinary cabaret!
 You're alone
 And you're scared
 But the banquet's all prepared
 No one's gloomy [bad word]  While the flatware's entertaining
 We tell jokes! I do tricks
 With my fellow candlesticks
 [bad word] 
 And it's all in perfect taste
 That you can bet [bad word] on and lift your glass
 You've won your own free pass
 To be out guest
 Lumiere:
 If you're stressed
 It's fine dining we suggest

 [bad word] 
 Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
 Get your worries off your chest
 Let us say for your entree
 We've an array; may we suggest:
 Try the bread! Try the soup!
 When the croutons loop de loop
 It's a treat for any dinner
 Don't belive me? Ask the china
 Singing pork! Dancing veal!
 What an entertaining meal!
 How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
 We'll make you shout "encore!"
 And send us out for more
 So, be our guest!
 Lumiere:
 Be our guest!
 [bad word] 
 Be our guest!
 Mrs Potts:
 It's a guest! It's a guest!
 Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
 Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
 I've had the napkins freshly pressed
 With dessert, she'll want tea
 And my dear that's fine with me
 While the cups do their soft-shoein'
 I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
 I'll get warm, piping hot
 Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
 Clean it up! We want [bad word] impressed
 [bad word] 
 We've got a lot to do!
 Mrs Potts:
 Is it one lump or two?
 For you, our guest!
 [bad word] 
 She's our guest!
 Mrs Potts:
 She's our guest!
 [bad word] 
 She's our guest!
 Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
 Lumiere:
 Life is so unnerving
 For a servant who's not serving
 He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
 Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
 Suddenly those good old days are gone
 Ten years we've [bad word]  Needing so much more than dusting
 Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
 Most days we just lay around the castle
 Flabby, fat and lazy
 You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
 [bad word] 
 Be our guest! Be our guest!
 [bad word] is your request
 It's been years since we've had anybody here
 And we're obsessed
 With your meal, with your ease
 Yes, indeed, we aim to please
 While the candlelight's still glowing
 Let us help you, We'll keep going
 Course by course, one by one
 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
 Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
 Tonight you'll prop your feet up
 But for now, let's eat up
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Please, be our guest!